sexstiel: this is literally the best video on the internet
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
vondell-swain: imagine eating a bird but not like eating a bird like eating parts of a chicken imagine just poppin a chickadee into your mouth
vondell-swain: love the skin you’re in, because stealing another person’s skin is very difficult and it would not even look that good because it would have a bunch of blood and stuff on it and you’d just be laying that over the top of your regular skin so it would not look natural
Magic Essay Typer →
thewinchesterswagger: darkdean: hard-y-addicted: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERy???
spencersmithsbeard: plot twist: tim burton stars in a johnny depp film.
orelpuppington: at least kim possible/are you smarter than a 5th grader crossover fanfiction exists
jaybeep: I want a show where every anime character ever who was drawn without nipples goes on a heartwarming journey to find them