Marzo 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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Febrero 2012
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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vondell-swain:
every American president so far has been clothed. I’m getting a little tired of seeing the same deal year after year. Change it up a little. America’s First Nude President.
vondell-swain:
Dateline NBC’s To Catch A Predator: Extreme Edition, in which Chris Hansen chases, captures, and kills dangerous wild animals with his bare hands
Verfroghat:
alaskan-bullw0rm:oooowah:do-you-have-a-flag:suddenlyfalling:
Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes.
Piss on me oh my god
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Vondell Swain: god i don't know if i could live in a world where cats cried
Vondell Swain: there would be nothing i could feasibly do to stop all the cats from crying
Vondell Swain: and just knowing that would kill me
VONDELL SWAIN: nanceswithwolves: I fell in love... →
nanceswithwolves:
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then you get sort of hungry so you go downstairs to get some cereal, but then after eating the cereal you become extremely aware of how dry your throat is so you drink some water, so then you go upstairs and get back in…
you know who would have made a great American...
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
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extrememediocrity:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
oh shit
Adam, you famous
