thespacecoyote: I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends Like it seems like some people just somehow Fall into relationships just like Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me Is that how you do it
wintersoldiers: if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
i keep seeing this word and i don't know what it...
theoncoming-stormageddon: cyruspotnoodle: what is a p-a-r-t-y? I have no idea, let me check the dictionary that I keep under my pillow.
Reblog if you think you're unattractive.
i didn’t spend a 50 dollar giftcard and it expires today i am way more unhappy than i should be
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
Anónimo ha preguntado: What's that skeleton guy from?
make-it-wit-chu: dan-and-his-hormones: zombieslutfromhell: ribbon-teeth: biscutfluff: barackfuckingobama: consecratio: omfg i died OH GOD I SHOULD PLAY THIS FOR MY CLASS his door has a lock on it why wasn’t it locked what just happened My feelings on this are. Mixed. what the fuck just happened
”I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and you saw them crying in their bed at night or singing to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street and even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think after seeing them at their most...